Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The Road

Feel free to groan aloud, for whatever reason, as this doomed father and son duo stumble into terrible situations and make poor tactical choices.

Cop Out

Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis pause their respective plunges into obesity for a glittering moment in time. Why? To make a funny cop movie.

Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

The retard from that Adult Swim show has a pet spider, and they travel from town to town looking for teenage boys. That's not what I'd do with a pet spider 8(

Repo Men

Purchase Repo Men at amazon.com

Nightmare inducing dystopian science fiction where people regularly risk their livers buying upgraded body parts.

The Walking Dead: Compendium One (issues 1-48) for $36

The comic book that spawned gore-porn AMC title "The Walking Dead"

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Fallout: New Vegas

If you haven't tried living off your wits, your gun, and your cache of radroach meat, I tell you: play Fallout.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes is the ultimate cocaine fueled badass and in this movie you can't even tell he's British!